contrary to popular belief, the best part about summer is…
GREEN STUFF!!!!!!!
so you take a butt-load-of-rainbow chard, two kinds of mint, basil, oregano, one lemon, one lime, one apple, and one pear, shove them in a masticating juicer, and…
LIQUID HAPPINESS!!!
now no matter how much your dog shits on the floor, or how many hours it took to find your juicer, or how much you panic because everything in your life finally makes sense and you don’t know how to handle it because you’ve lived for the last ten years in chaos and despair and disappointment, you can totally zen out for like the whole rest of the day.
days feel like weeks 